Confessions and Show Business

I am kind of freaked out that people keep telling me I'm "the show."

What does that even mean? Usually people add "honey" or "sweetheart" to the end of that. I guess some people like to hear that and it validates a lot of this wedding tomfoolery. But I must confess, it rather terrifies me.

What happens if I trip?

A million dollars from America's funniest home videos? I don't even like that show! (Is it still on? Does Bob Saget still host it?)

Oh, and in other news, I now have, just by the way things worked out "colors." Our wedding invitations, as you saw were cranberry (we say red) and black. Now that I have added bridesmaids other than my sister, who is wearing black, they are wearing cranberry (I still say red).

The florist and the caterer have run with this. I will allow them to keep running, as long as they don't call me too much. But seriously, they have to stop discussing this "the show" business. Instead of the lady with two heads, I'm like the lady who probably spent too much on a single dress. Ha ha.

Wish you were here (it's scary!),
Wed Dog